BANGING A 44 YEAR OLD MILF!!!!!!!!!!? so i don't have to pay rent.
the only thing is, that she's like 44 & i'm 19.
i been doing this for the past 3 montths like 2times a month.
i think i have a problem?
i live in L.A it's expensive & own a hummer & a morticycle lol :)
oh & i also have a girlfriend of 2years she means the world to me & don't know how to tell her about this?
have any ideas??????????????
I don't want be homeless. |
eh do what you have to do
but she is kinda too old for you
your gf will soon be your ex |
How do i tell if a my neighbour is a MILF? there is a woman across the street that i want to bang but i dont know what she would do if i hit on her. im young (17) turning 18 soon. how do i know if she is a MILF???? |
| I think you got it wrong you already know she's a milf now you want to know if she's a cougar... |
I live beside a milf and want to **** her? i have a milf living beside me who is married but ive seen her staring at me in the morning through the window. and yesterday morning she was half naked and waved to me. i really wanna bang her lol, what should i do ? |
| There's this service that actually does the hard work for you. Get-A-Milf. They're like the date-doctors for milfs. I tried them and it worked out for me three outta four times. maybe you should try 'em out too. www.get-a-milf.com |
There is a MILF across the street? there is this milf across the street that obviously i want to bang. the problem is, i am a young 17 year old. She has already asked me if i have a girlfriend but i think that was just a question. She says hi to me all the time. how do i get it? |
| ask her if she needs some help around the house at all and if she invites you in see where it takes you. |
Serious question, Looking for some mid thirties MILF to bang where's the best place to meet them? Are women with guyren in mid thities very horny and where do they go to meet guys? Are they true in their relationships and do they look to check out guys or hook up? Just wondering from peoples experiences. |
| A popular upscale grocery store. Pick out a prospect and then ask them an innocent question to break the ice. Like, I'm going to make a pot roast, do you know what cut of beef is best? Or should I use fresh or frozen carrots...something innocent like that. Then innocently thank her, tell her how much you appreciate it, introduce yourself by name and compliment her on how pretty she is. Flattery will get you everywhere. You can make your intentions known and still be polite and respectful. If she's game, you'll pick up on it. |
Honestly, how can i bang a MILF, its been a dream of mine for ever!!? And i wanna do it while i'm still young!!! Any advice on how to pick one up? |
| A MILF is easiest to bag while they are on vacation. |
There is a MILF across the street with KIDS!?!?!? the woman across the street is a MILF and i really want to bang her. im 17 years old turning 18 soon. She has guys though. do i still try? or is a MILF with guys out of the question? |
| I'm a fan dude, is she single? I've had MILFs before, they're very experienced in the bedroom. Still try dude, a MILF is a MILF despite factors like guys, family, etc. Tap that. |
Will guys vote for sarah Palin because she's a "MILF" or a VPILF? Are there actually people out there who want a stupider-than-a-bag-of-doorknobs, totalitarian vice president, and possibly president, whom they want to bang?
She winked like 7 times in the VP debate, so does that then increase her chances of winning? |
| I wont vote for her at all. |
The MILF across the street!!!? There is this MILF across the street that i really wanna bang. Im 17 years old. If i try to get her, how can u tell if she would be alright with it??? |
I'm sure she'd be thrilled! You will be able to tell if she's alright with it when she takes you into her bedroom and pulls your pecker out of your pants.
Just go over there and ask her if she needs any "chores" done. |